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Someone Listed A “Very Gently Used” Lem On Marketplace And The Internet Needed A Minute

$70, cleaned after every use, hoping to “rehome” it. her reason for selling is the best part.

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📌 Story referenced from a public Instagram post by @todayyearsold, sharing a screenshotted Marketplace listing and X post. Quotes are verbatim from those threads.
8,104likes on the repost by @todayyearsold — the listing itself reportedly had multiple interested buyers

Between the mid-century cabinets and the framed wall art, one Facebook Marketplace listing stopped a scroller dead: “LEM Toy. $70,” marked down from $75. Just listed. Nearby.

X post showing a Marketplace listing for a used LEM toy at seventy dollars
@brittboo_8 / X, via @todayyearsold on Instagram

1. The description did not help.

Per the listing, the device was “very gently used,” cleaned after every use, and the seller was hoping to “rehome” it, phrasing usually reserved for golden retrievers. When the person who found it messaged to confirm what exactly was for sale, they were told several other buyers were already interested.

Several. Other. Buyers.

2. Her reason for selling is the actual headline.

“Only selling because I upgraded to the Avo!” It’s right there in the listing. This woman loved her Lem so much that she moved up Nancy’s product line and immediately tried to recoup $70 on the starter model, like it was a leased Honda.

3. The comments split between horror and respect.

🤔
@anaandmummy
Now I’m going to have to Google what a lem is 😢
@stonii.fm
She upgraded guys 💆🏽✨
😂
@molly_dropshadow
From a smoke and pet free home - has a lot of life left in it
🤑
@lokodaboy
Just say it was used by TSwift. Could sell for thousands
🤮
@hotpinkguitar (the dissent)
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

4. The takeaway, for the record.

We are legally, morally, and spiritually obligated to say it: this is a category of item you buy new. A brand-new Avo, the exact “upgrade” the seller was talking about, is $99 with free shipping, plain packaging, and a 30-day guarantee, and nobody else has ever cleaned it after every use. The used one was $70. The math is not hard.

The Avo she upgraded to, for context, holds a 4.8-star rating across 1,073 verified reviews:

🥑
Pauline H. · Verified buyer
“Once I got it into the correct position it blew my mind... Amazing... Best toy I have ever used..”
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Ellie H. · Verified buyer
“If you like the lemon but want something a bit stronger, this is the perfect toy for you. Pairing them back-to-back is a newfound favorite of mine.”

See the original post (and its comment section) here:

View the original post on Instagram
The one from the story
Avo
★★★★★ 4.8/5 · 1,073 verified reviews
Avo device photographed among real avocados Get Avo (new, sealed) from Hello Nancy for $99
Free shipping · 30-day satisfaction guarantee · Plain packaging
How committed are you to the bit?
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The one everyone starts with. 17,299 reviews don’t lie.
$89
🍓
Lem + Avo + Berri together. $283 bought separately.
$179
🧂
Nancy’s lube + massage oil duo, for the full nightstand.
$59
All from the official Hello Nancy store. Free shipping and a 30-day satisfaction guarantee across the board.

P.S. Everything here is only sold on the official site, and availability has been uneven since these posts took off, so if it’s in stock when you read this, that’s not guaranteed to last.